I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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