but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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