My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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