love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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