Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
