week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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