dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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