Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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