Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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