it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I look better un-naked...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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