If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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