So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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