i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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