No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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