Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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