I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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