did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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