Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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