You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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