i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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