sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
never play flip cup with pint glasses
there's paper in my vomit.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
This toilet bowl is my home.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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