508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I CAN MOONWALK!
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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