he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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