Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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