all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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