the day after is always just damage control
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
You don't make any sense
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maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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