you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
