I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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