so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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