Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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