I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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