the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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