Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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