I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize