Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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