woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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