STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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