She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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