i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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