Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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