so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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