I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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