ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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