And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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