Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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