What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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