Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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