Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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