It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize