Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I can't trust your balls anymore.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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