We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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