sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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