I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Randomize