It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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