with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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